Missing Intern (Read both Ways)

How cool I thought it must be to have an intern for the church youth group living with you for the summer. But my friends told me they never (rarely) saw their intern.

But, when it's your own son? Surely, (don't call me Shirley) he'll bring all the high school kids over for some fun in the pool or at the pool table. I was certain we could tempt him with a bonfire in the wooded area behind our house.

There's still several weeks left, but for now I can say...

We have an intern for the church youth group staying with us for the summer, and we never (rarely) see him.